Hi folks, Stephen here. As requested by Thargon, a map to show his mighty conquest of the planet. Some notes:
- Flags indicate the responses given by backers to the survey question “I Pledge Allegiance To Supreme Emperor Thargon…” as follows:
- Blue flags are for backers who chose “…with suitable abject minionly grovelling”.
- Purple flags are for “…grudgingly and with a sense of reluctant self-preservation”.
- Red flags are for “…Never! Human independence and dignity in the face of interstellar invasion, to my last dying breath!”
- Some warriors are shown in their official pre-invasion portraits when you click on the flag. Others are not. There are a lot of warriors, so it will take me a while to process all the pictures.
- All warriors are named as “Pitiless Warrior nnnn” for privacy reasons. It means that if you have mentioned your cephalopod by name in the Kickstarter comments, nobody can check on the map to figure out where you live.
- Similarly, the flags are NOT placed on a backer’s actual location, only their town/city of origin. If your flag is right on top of your house then believe me this is complete coincidence as I didn’t look at the address details when placing the flags.
- If you would like your Pitiless Warrior to show its actual name, or if you would like to send a photo of your pitiless warrior in its new domicile to display on the map, I would be delighted. stephen@emperorthargon.space is the address to use.
- Yes, my WordPress skills suck and this website is not very pretty.
ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP NOW, LACKEY!! MY TURN!!!! I want there to be NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS ABOUT THIS!!!
- BLUE FLAG BACKERS!!! Your abject grovelling is NOTED, but you are clearly SPINELESS and INEPT, and I will show you NO MERCY!!!!
- RED FLAG BACKERS!!! I will CRUSH YOU like the INSOLENT COCKROACHES that you clearly ARE; how DARE you STAND AGAINST ME!!!!
- PURPLE FLAG BACKERS!!! You are FOOLING NOBODY, and are clearly SHIFTY AND MENDACIOUS; you are MARKED for BRUTAL OPPRESSION AND RENDING!!!
Right, that is ALL!! CARRY ON!!!